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Let’s see who wins in this knock down, drag out!
Team Marvel – Masters of Evil: The Hood, Mr. Hyde, Kang, Loki, Baron Zemo, Dr. Doom, Ultron, Piledriver, Bulldozer, Thunderball & the Wrecker.
Team DC – Legion Of Doom: Solomon Grundy, Bizarro, Riddler, Gorilla Grodd, Sinestro, Captain Cold, Cheetah & Lex Luthor.
As the battle begins, Grundy & Grodd could take out Hyde & even though the Wrecking crew are powered by Asgardian Magic, none of them, with the exception of Thunderball, are very bright & would be susceptible to Grodd’s mind control. He (Grodd) then could use the 5 of them to attack the remaining members of the Masters Of Evil while Captain Cold & Cheetah cover him from any sneak attacks. This strategy would not work for very long though. Grodd would need to send the Wrecking Crew after Loki 1st (They’ve kicked Thor’s ass before & nearly killed Hercules). Loki would be overwhelmed by their power & fall.
Next , Hyde would be dispatched to take out the Hood. Hood would then turn invisble & escape, making his way to Grodd to break his hold on the others. Cheetah’s heightened sense of smell would alert her as she would then tear Parker Robbins to ribbons. As Riddler makes his way to the Hood’s cloak & boots, he never gets the chance as he is ran through by the sword of Zemo who along with Kang, time shifted for a better tactical advantage.
“Police in Xianning County have found culprit responsible for stealing more than 20,000 RMB or approximately $3141 US from a woman in Xianning City. The culprit as it turns out was an 11 year-old boy. 11 year-old “Cheng’s” reasoning behind the theft was because he wanted to play online games and buy in-game items.”
“The woman, surname Li, realized on the morning of the 26 that more than 20,000 RMB was gone. She had hid the money underneath her bed (because THIS always works!). Distraught from losing all her money (duh!), Li went and called the police.”
“After a quick investigation the police profiled the suspect as someone close to Li, some one so close that they would have the key to her residence. Looking over everyone around Li, the police fingered Li’s landlord’s son Cheng.”
“Subjugated to a grueling 5 hour interrogation of persuasion, Cheng finally admitted that he stole the money from Li. He also revealed that he had already spent about $266 on in-game equipment for online games. Cheng said that he only stole the money because his allowance wasn’t enough for him to buy equipment online. After seeing Li stashing her cash underneath her bed a few times, Cheng decided to “borrow” some.”
This kid should consider himself lucky, cuz Chinese parents don’t fuck around. Last summer, a Chinese couple tied up and flogged their 12 year-old kid on the sidewalk for stealing some of their rent money to play games. And earlier this year, a Chinese mother tried chopping off her son’s leg for doing the same thing.
Wonder if having more parents like that in this country would help…but what do I know, I’m not a parent…..now get off my lawn you damn kids.
So far, I’m liking what I see 343. But like Battleship, this better not be all the good parts shown in the trailer…
Well it is official everyone. The movie that many have speculated couldn’t be done or wouldn’t work is in fact one of the best comic book movies to hit the scene. Given the difficulty it probably was to put all of these characters on the screen and to manage to make it cohesive and fun is nothing short of a miracle. Director Joss Whedon has melded together a very funny and sharp movie that will please the average movie goer and fanboy alike. Which as anyone should know is extremely hard to do. It is a fine line and Whedon treads that line with gusto, wit and charm. He has a deep understanding of not only the audience but also the material which is greatly apparent in the risk he takes. He understands that the little human details are what make us care. So the interaction between these super heroes is hugely important and he takes the time to build that.
If you are in or going to be in the Nations Capital (Washington DC, and I added Washington DC as there is a great chance some people do not know where the Nations Capital is) between now and September 30, 2012 you will need to swing by the Smithsonian American Art Museum and check out the “The Art of Video Games” exhibit.
The OG’z will provide more coverage latter in the summer.
Check it out at http://americanart.si.edu/exhibitions/archive/2012/games/
Story c/o NBC Connecticut
Monroe police have charged 22 year-old Cassandra Grant of Rockford, Maine with second-degree sexual assault and injury/risk impairing morals, after a 14 year-old teen’s parents complained that their son was having a sexual relationship with the woman.
According to police, Cassandra Grant & the teen met online in March 2011 through the PlayStation 3 game, “Call of Duty.” The relationship escalated as they texted each other, met on webcam, spoke on the phone, finally meeting in person & (Gadzooks!) having intercourse.
It was around this time that the teen’s parents learned that Grant was actually 21, & cockblocked contacted the police.
Monroe police and the Maine State Police Computer Crimes Unit investigated and police applied for an arrest warrant.
Grant, now 22, turned herself in to Monroe Police on Monday, March 12, and was released after posting a $10,000 bond.
I’m not sure which is worse; a 21 year-old woman showing a 14 year-old boy how to empty his balls inside her instead of using them to teabag opponents, or the parents that think it’s OK to buy their 14 year-old a MATURE rated game that depicts realistic blood and violence.
Gotta love parents. Gotta love society.
I’m not usually the OG that posts comic book related articles (cuz I don’t fuckin’ collect them) but back in my high school days I was a comic collector. And when I saw the posting of this video, it gave me a little nostalgia. And so, to prove to the others that I actually do shit around here I thought I’d like to be the one that shares this moment.
Remember that whole Coke conspiracy shindig in the mid 80′s? Rumor was, DC Comics took notes and pulled something similar with Superman. To me, Superman was aging, and in the early 90′s he was 20 minutes from being washed up. His comics were boring as fuck (despite the fact that at the time everyone knew DC Comics had better stories) and it didn’t help that most of his comics were poorly drawn! I collected a few and promptly stopped, while I watched others buy his comic like an necessity, like buying deodorant. However, I did read it (best friend at the time bought it) and thought his death was worthy of notice, and the 4 new Supermen was a good concept, but it quickly lost its interest with me. I just never really fed into it.
Well that’s just my opinion, here’s a video created by Max Landis with a funny and witty approach about the death and return of Superman.
Video uploaded to You Tube by: darosthemovie
Talk about dead weight teammates, this guys skills were as stiff as a board, I’ve heard of a dead lay but this is…….I could keep going for hours, but let’s get focused here.
According to Beijingshots.com and 9news, 23 year old Chen Rongyou walked into a internet cafe in New Taipei, Taiwan Tuesday evening, and purchased a 23 hour gaming pass for a game called League of Legends. By Wednesday afternoon, he was seen talking on his phone, while still playing his game. However, when his 23 hours expired, he was approached by a waitress, who discovered he was DEAD! Not only was he dead, local police determined he had been dead for 9 HOURS! So how’s it no one noticed? Because when he died, he was slouched in his seat with his arms extended and his body stiffened up fast. So to everyone else, he looked alive.
Eww right? But wait, it gets worse! Not only did the internet cafe stay open the entire time while the police were carrying out his body, only a few customers left! And the customers that stayed, they weren’t there to watch the police take away a dead dude, they were playing their games!!
The initial investigators determined Mr. Rongyou died of cardiac arrest due to low temperatures. I smell a lawsuit!
All kidding aside; it’s always sad to see a fellow gamer die, but at least he died doing something he enjoyed. My next shot is to you, Chen…if I remember.
Still not convinced no one would have noticed? Check out the pics below.
WARNING: YOU ARE ABOUT TO SEE AN ACTUAL DEAD BODY! !
CONTINUE AT YOUR OWN RISK!! ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Konami has announced that The Simpsons Arcade beat ‘em up, originally released in 1991, is being released as an downloadable game on the XBox 360 and Playstation 3.
In addition to an HD upgrade, the game will feature 4-player co-op online, bonus modes, the Japanese version of the original game, and support for achievements and trophies.
Classic gaming fans can finally reclaim all those quarters lost long ago on Xbox Live Arcade on Friday February 3rd for 800 Microsoft Points. The PSN release comes out a few days later on February 7th, where Playstation Plus members will be able to download the full game for free through the month of February. Regular Playstation Network gamers should expect to pay $10.
Capcom has officially announced the release of Resident Evil 6 with a killer 3+ minute trailer revealed earlier today on Capcom’s official YouTube page. It features the return of Leon S. Kennedy, as he and Chris Redfield join forces to face a now global biohazardous outbreak.
Capcom also has a teaser site up, NoHopeLeft.com, a blog of sorts chronicling the global outbreak with maps, pictures of infected locations, and creepy videos of Japanese people freaking out.
Resident Evil 6 is scheduled to be released November 20th, 2012 on the Xbox 360 and Playstation 3. A PC version of the game will be released at a later date.
What does the new year have to to offer besides DUIs, hangovers & unwanted pregnancies?… More from the gang you know & lov…barely tolerate….The Orignal Gamerz! Are you returning that hideous Christmas sweater that your Aunt Betty gave you?… Then hurry to spend that refund on your favorite OGz gear.
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